MONDAY
Morning reheat since you can’t find your first cup of coffee (Hint: it’s still in the microwave.)
STILL MONDAY (!!)
And that’s reheat and cup number three, now.
TUESDAY
Yesterday was a bit of a disaster and absolutely nothing was checked off that four-page To-Do list. Okay Mama, time to get’er done!
WEDNESDAY
Happy Wednesday! Mid-week! Look at you, raising these baby cubs and rocking at it.
THURSDAY
Well everything about this, is basically… Everything.
FRIDAY AFTERNOON
Go mama! You’re feelin’ it today, you’re gonna do it… you’re really gonna make it out of the house and you’re gonna stick to those happy hour plans you made last week!
SATURDAY
You’re on the go this morning (after a couple too many glasses of wine and Gilmore Girls episodes).
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
You made it to the gym (on time) – never mind there’s baby puke on your shirt. You made it! Now, you’re home and a box of Cheerios is spewed across the kitchen floor, the milk was left out and your son has turned the three piles of freshly folded laundry into fiery balls of lava attacking the peasants and their village (aka his younger siblings).
SUNDAY
Children, go ask your dad.